The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.