The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.