The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
What did the US Treasury Secretary Say to the Chinese Central Banker After the Currency Devalued? What the fuck are Yuan?
Marine biology I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths. Really dude? What course?Algae brah.
Q: What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? A: "Is there a dog?"
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
Batteries This year I'm getting my kids a set of batteries for christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
I was seeing this HOT chick about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.