The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.