The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I’m never getting a massage there again... place rubs me the wrong way.
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives. I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
When my wife was in labor I would tell her jokes to keep her mind off the pain. She wasn't amused though. I think it was the delivery.
Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning? Because they 8-2 much last night.
Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC
A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ‟Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking”Mick : ‟Ill come back when you are sober Doctor”
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!