The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.
Heard about the Trump fruit salad? It's mostly orange 'm' peach.
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex Big mistake
Sex after a blow up is meant to be the best... ... but I'm always out of breath.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain.And the woman says, "Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?"
I've been falling asleep listening to comedy specials and I don't think it's good for my health Because I keep feeling funny in the morning.
On new years, 2019, i made a resolution to lose 10 kg by 2020. After months of hard work, blood, sweat, and tears, I can proudly say i only have 16 more kg to go
They had no idea at the job that I was a total drunk Until I showed up sober one day
Did you guys hear about the fatal accident at the cheese factory? A photographer was photographing a group of tourists when a huge wheel of cheese fatally ran overhim.To be fair the entire group was yelling out CHEESE!!!
In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon... Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).Both were denied. This is actually true.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a 15 pound marshmallow… I woke up this morning and I couldn’t find my pillow.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.