The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents. He's so crude.
I had a troubled childhood, my parents never put a hand over my eyes when people were kissing on the television. They tried to push down my boner instead.
The special kid was late to class today He cried after the teacher called him tardy
What is the difference between a gun with a bent barrel and a constipated owl? One can shoot but not hit, and the other can hoot but not shit.