The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.