The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Have you heard of the new thing called a shovel? It's groundbreaking.