The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'