The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What’s the most common form of birth control at Hogwart’s? *Coitus Interruptus*