The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.