The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Can February March? No, but April May!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.