The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”