The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
Did you hear about the blind man who refused to read a book? He said, "I'm just not feeling it!"
What’s the difference between school and prison? In school your afraid of the work that’s hard. In prison your afraid of the inmates that are hard.
A pillow warmer is a stupid idea… Use your head!
The Bengal Tiger is capable of jumping higher than an average two story colonial house. This is because of their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average 2 story colonial home can't jump very high.
I bought one of those memory foam pillows the other day... ... Uh, I forgot what I was going to say about that.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.