The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!
My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!