The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.