The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
Do you have brain cancer? Just stop having brain cancer! It's all in your head!
I've never seen a cross dresser. But I've seen some very irritated credenzas,
I tired googling about LGBTQ today just couldn't get a straight answer.
Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?” Like bro you were there wtf
Bob Ross said "We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents." So, either he lied and my parents made a mistake or I'm an accident.