The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it... And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.