The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I went on a date with a blonde woman last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
I was that bad in geography That I couldn't even find the class.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!