The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok. I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
What’s the longest sentence in the English language? ‘I do’.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.
Billie Eilish just turned 18... ...now she’s too old for Drake.
The way I combed my hair in 7th grade is the worst part.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots...
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.