The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car Now everyone waves at me
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”