The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
I once pushed a guy off his bike I've since been banned from that gym
My mom has a rule that no friends are allowed at our house in November because of holidays. (It makes no sense.) But she has a friend that she decided that she'll let over in November. My mom told her "You're an exception. You can come any time in November." So I said "Very poor choice of words." and her friend started dying of laughter, but I got grounded.
Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?-Rob DenBleyker
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
Where do monsters like to party? At the g-rave-yard.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
At the job interview, they asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I told him, "I think we'll still be using mirrors in five years."