The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Saw an old friend yesterday. As a joke I grabbed his hand and made him hit him self while I joked, "Why are you hiring yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" His wife screamed and cried and the funeral director asked me to leave. Goddamn Philistines....
What’s the Most Stupid Animal in the Jungle? The Polar Bear
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually... It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
there were 30 cows and 28 chicken. how many didnt? 10
What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.