The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
How large is a squirrels home? Approximately 4 squirrel feet
Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents." Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.
Two strings walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, "What'll it be?". The first string says, "I'll have a gin and tonic#MV*()>SDk+ !^ &@P& ]JEASegmentation Fault".The second string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
Man asks Confucius: If a man washes his ass, is he gay? Confucius say: A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.