The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I got startled by my timer going off. It was alarming.
Remember back when we all used to kick pregnant women in the stomach? You know.... back Before we were born?
A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The condom looks at the mask, and says “they won’t wear you either, huh?”
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it's not the right time.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Visitors Two children are lying in their beds when one says to the other: "I think mom and dad have visitors over."The other one asks: "Why do you think that?"The first one replies: "Mom's laughing at dad's jokes."
Best gorilla joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?Zookeeper: No I did not.Gorilla: That's because I'm a quiet gorilla[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Why is it dangerous to have more than one violin in your house? Because it leads to domestic violins. (From my 9 year old...)
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.