The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Did you know air is a highly addictive slow acting poison? 100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"
What do you call a crocodile on drugs? You call it a crackodile. (I’m sorry)
What do you call it when a barbie toy is in a line for a grill? A barbie-que
I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen... ... and then it hit me.
The leper was upset at the expensive ambulance ride to the hospital It cost him an arm and a leg
Why did I get kicked out All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway shopping cart? You take the S out of safe and take the F out of way!