The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute" but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?
Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH
I told a customer that he reminded me of my father. He says to me "Oh wow, he must be quite a nice guy!"I told him "No, he's an asshole."
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting.... I think I might have salmonilla.
Dating is much easier since the lock down started. Zero effort.
I got into a discussion with my coworker today about surnames. How they originated from what people were known for. Smith, shoemaker, etc. Well my great great great great great great grandfather's name was Horace P. Horsefucker. He got a bad rap. It was consensual...though the horse said neigh.
When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there is a tendency to ask "with who?" Resist it. Instead ask "with whom?". Speak good English, no matter the circumstances.
Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters? Because then it would be .3048 Meter!Some jokes just don't translate well.
I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out It was highway rubbery!
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
Invisible Cow How can you make a cow invisible?Camooflage
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.