The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
Breast reduction surgery clinic motto: When life gives you melons, make life take the melons back!
Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer? They keep summoning the Task Manager(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)
Did you know facists love 25 of the 26 letters? Not "z".
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “why the long face?” The horse replies, “This was my best friend’s favorite place.”
My New Year's resolution is to complain loudly about all my past regrets. Hindsight is 2020.
The Calendar Had to Visit the Doctor. It had a terrible year-ache.
A key that opens any lock is called a Skeleton Key. What do you call a lock that opens for any key? A shitty lock.
What's the difference between a a Shakespeare play and a Trump-era White House press conference? One is The Taming of the Shrew.The other is the shaming of the true.
I'm sure I bought a pair of camo pants. But I've looked all over my house and I can't find them.
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to feet? But most just have .
What’s the proper term for a dinosaur boner? A T-Rection
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.