The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.