The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If you laid every atom in the sun end to end, it would be roughly 3.0818632e+23 times the width of the universe, or roughly 1.1701458e+43 lightyears. That’s almost as wide as your mother.
Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet Because they're violetors.
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'