The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
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Did you hear the Alabama Governor's house burned down? ...It took out the whole trailer park
Warning, English not my first language, so sorry if hard to understand The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor
It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You've been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves. The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.