The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do vampires dress in Victorian clothes? Because they love period sex.
How do you know if the mosquitos are really big? When their sucking feels good.A joke told my my grandfather about when he was stationed in the woods in the army.
What is the average temperature in China? 451° F
I wonder what turtle tastes like? It tastes like plastic.
My Tinder match said she’d talk to me again when she got home... Guess she’s homeless.
A man was finishing reading a book when all of a sudden he had an urge to start masturbating. He finished at the end of the book You can say he *Came to a conclusion*
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I got into a discussion with my coworker today about surnames. How they originated from what people were known for. Smith, shoemaker, etc. Well my great great great great great great grandfather's name was Horace P. Horsefucker. He got a bad rap. It was consensual...though the horse said neigh.
There’s a reason why China has so many fake items And the reason is because the Chinese have mistaken ‘Copyright’ for ‘Copy Is Right’