The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.

What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer.(I wrote this yesterday).

I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.

I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands. It was a look of otter disdain.

I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.

I can't follow these instructions on how to apply fake eyebrows They are way over my head

What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.

Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.

Most comedians are good, trustworthy people. Yep, they're a bunch of stand-up guys.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!