The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
Clothes, but no cigar.
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.