The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.