The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!