The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
We have ghosts in house \- "I went last night to the bathroom and light turns on by itself. I finish peeing and go out only for the light to turn off by itself too."\- "Idiot! You pissed in the fridge again."
What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.