The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.

My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it

Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance

What's the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth's atmosphere from space? One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

Why did the non-binary prospectors head west? Because there was gold in them/their hills.

What do you call a rap battle event between lizards? A reptile diss function.

My girlfriend said she wanted to buy some books before we had even put our new bookcase together. I said “let’s not get ahead of our shelves”.

So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room They talk to the child laying there,“ are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime“The kid in a raspy voice replies, “ So a short one?”

Steve and John are watching the football when Johns dog starts licking its nuts. Steve says "i wish I could do that" To which John replies "probably best to pat him first or he might bite ya"

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*

Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.