The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron? A cafe
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor? Too Siri-ous.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.