The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.