The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.