The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My uncle stopped smoking because of coronavirus RIP uncle Jim.
What's a female ghost's most attractive feature? Her BOO-bies! >!Oh come on, it's funny...!<
What do you call a lotion that makes your eyes wet Moist-your-eyes
Why should you do up your zipper when you go to Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out
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Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.
I'm letting my child watch old Looney Tunes and Hanna-Barbera cartoons to get ready to start school. In the real world, everyone solves all their problems with a gun or a knife, too.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
I have a clean conscience - it's never been used.
I think it's a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that's just my two scents.
This old guy I knew would always say, 'You know what really burns my ass?' He'd then hold his hand at butt level and say, 'A fire about this high.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.