The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?
Why can't Peter Pan be grounded? You: Because he Neverlands.Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.
What do you call walking trails behind a mental facility? Psycho-paths
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'