The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Haunted House Idea: A room full of women saying "I'm fine."
I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on banging on the wall at 3:00 A.M. It's really disrupting my drumming practice.
Allegedly John Adams In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
Stop looking for the perfect match… use a lighter.
I formed a support group for people who suffer from Agoraphobia. Unfortunately it didn't work out. Everyone wanted to have it at their place.
What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
On pride month, the trans man spoke about how free he felt after his surgery. It was like a huge weight off his chest.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.