The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I asked my advisor why he didn’t recommend me for dental school. He said I wouldn’t be able to handle the tooth.
Where do you not want hide when playing hide and go seek in a hospital? The I-C-U.
My Uncle used to say, to get what you want, you need to be frank with people. If that doesn't work, don't be afraid to get curt with them. If that's still not working, try showing them your dick. Show them your impression of Dick Nixon, Everybody loves a good impression
How do you clean plate-mail? In the dishwasher.
Someone stole my calendar. Bad news for them... They have to attend my mother-in-law's party next weekend.
Five out of four people admit they're bad at fractions.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
How do you know coronavirus is an historic event? Forrest Gump is involved. .
So many weird stuff on the internet these days Makes me think if corona virus was just a 'you are what you eat' by a Batman fan.