The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.