The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**
A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
Derek and Brian are having a drink together. "You used to play football, didn't you?" Brian asks Derek."Yeah, I played til I was nearly 40." replies Derek."So which did you prefer, grass or astroturf?" asks Brian."I'm not sure Brian, I never smoked astroturf." answers Derek.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Earlier I saw someone throwing Stephen King books at people. I asked why they were doing that... Then IT hit me.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop Because she took my breath away
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'