The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it's not very good.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I have a joke about statistics, but it's not significant.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!