The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."